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What did the Lone Ranger say when he reached the Canadian border?

Onto Toronto Tonto, pronto.


No, I haven't heard any good jokes lately!

Commuters rushing to get home to see 'The Magic Roundabout' because nobody had a video recorder.

Three records for a pound - 6/8 in old money. Made of vinyl and always getting scratched (especially if you tried to use the multi-play facility on your Dansette - they used to stack up on the platter then slide on each other if you put too many on)

On the subject of the Dansette - why 16 rpm? Four speeds - 78, 45, 33 and a third and 16.

Bringing empty lemonade bottles back to the shop for the deposit.

The half-crown and the ten bob note.

The outside loo and the tin bath - horrible but strangely missed.

Check out Health and Safety regulations for a start.

I think it's called "Your Smiling Face" and it's by James Taylor.

Actually the lyric is a little different from what you remember:

Whenever I see your smiling face,
I have to smile myself because I love you, yes, I do.
And when you give me that pretty little pout, it turns me inside out.
There's something about you, baby, I don't know.

What about 'Room 101' where the celebrity picks the things s/he hates the most? I think Nick Hancock hosted it first then Paul Merton.