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What is your favourite line/scene in The Life of Brian? All great but this tickles me most at the mo..
PILATE:
Whom would you have me welease?
BOB HOSKINS:
Welease Woger!
CROWD:
Yes! Welease Woger! Welease Woger! [laughing]
PILATE:
Vewy well. I shall welease Woger!
CROWD:
[cheering]
CENTURION:
Sir, uh, we don't have a 'Woger', sir.
PILATE:
What?
CENTURION:
Uh, we don't have anyone of that name, sir.
PILATE:
Ah. We have no 'Woger'!
CROWD:
Ohhhhh!
BOB:
Well, what about Wodewick, then?
CROWD:
Yes! Welease Wodewick! Welease Wodewick!
PILATE:
Centuwion, why do they titter so?
CENTURION:
Just some, uh, Jewish joke, sir.
PILATE:
Are they... wagging me?
CENTURION:
Oh, no, sir!
GUARD #3:
[chuckling]
PILATE:
Vewy well. I shall welease... Wodewick!
CROWD:
[laughing]
CENTURION:
Sir, we don't have a 'Roderick' either.
PILATE:
No 'Woger'? No 'Wodewick'?
CENTURION:
Sorry, sir.
PILATE:
Who is this 'Wod'--
GUARD #1:
[chuckle]
PILATE:
Who is the 'Wodewick' to whom you wefer?
BOB:
He's a wobber!
CROWD:
[laughing]
MAN:
And a wapist!
CROWD:
[laughing]
WOMAN:
And a pickpocket!
CROWD:
Yeah! Ahh, no! No! Shh! Shh!...
PILATE:
He sounds a notowious cwiminal
Supplement from 10/02/2006 09:10pm:
So good I asked twice. Feel free to leave answers on both for double marks.

Candy, you had this problem earlier didn't you with a comment?

asked in monty python, comedy, film

Answers
Paul_Rook answers:

he's not the messire he's a very naughty boy lol


3 years ago / reply

outrageousred answers:

how about the running gag about the peoples front of judea? (Splitters!!!)
has me in stitches every time...
what have the romans ever done for us is another goodie, strangely enough, this was my sons history homework last weekend......he managed to write out the entire list without checking the film. I was impressed.


3 years ago / reply

cairina.moschata answers:

erm, messiah ...

My favourite sketch is the "What have the Romans ever done for us?"


3 years ago / reply

DIV_2005 answers:

I love the stoneing scene absolutely brilliant.

Supplement from 10/02/2006 09:39pm:

CROWD OF WOMEN:
[yelling]
JEWISH OFFICIAL:
Matthias, son of Deuteronomy of Gath.
MATTHIAS:
Do I say 'yes'?
STONE HELPER #1:
Yes.
MATTHIAS:
Yes.
OFFICIAL:
You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering the name of our Lord, and so, as a blasphemer,...
CROWD:
Ooooh!
OFFICIAL:
...you are to be stoned to death.
CROWD:
Ahh!
MATTHIAS:
Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'
CROWD:
Oooooh!
OFFICIAL:
Blasphemy!He's said it again!
CROWD:
Yes! Yes, he did! He did!...
OFFICIAL:
Did you hear him?!
CROWD:
Yes! Yes, we did! We did!...
WOMAN #1:
Really!
[silence]
OFFICIAL:
Are there any women here today?
CROWD:
No. No. No. No...
OFFICIAL:
Very well. By virtue of the authority vested in me--
[CULPRIT WOMAN stones MATTHIAS]
MATTHIAS:
Oww! Lay off! We haven't started yet!
OFFICIAL:
Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on.
CROWD:
She did! She did! He did! He! He. He. Him. Him. Him. Him. He did.
CULPRIT WOMAN:
Sorry. I thought we'd started.
OFFICIAL:
Go to the back.
CULPRIT WOMAN:
Oh, dear.
OFFICIAL:
Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we?
MATTHIAS:
Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Jehovah'.
CROWD:
Oooh! He said it again! Oooh!...
OFFICIAL:
You're only making it worse for yourself!
MATTHIAS:
Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
CROWD:
Oooooh!...
OFFICIAL:
I'm warning you. If you say 'Jehovah' once more--
[MRS. A. stones OFFICIAL]
Right. Who threw that?
[silence]
Come on. Who threw that?
CROWD:
She did! It was her! He! He. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him.
OFFICIAL:
Was it you?
MRS. A.:
Yes.
OFFICIAL:
Right!
MRS. A.:
Well, you did say 'Jehovah'.
CROWD:
Ah! Ooooh!...
[CROWD stones MRS. A.]
OFFICIAL:
Stop! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle!
Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'Jehovah'.
CROWD:
Ooooooh!...
[CROWD stones OFFICIAL]
WOMAN #1:
Good shot!
[clap clap clap]

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/brian-04.htm


3 years ago / reply

Candy.DeRun answers:

Discussion about womb at the Games:
Aside by John Cleese - "it's symptomatic of his fight with reality."

There are so many - the latin lesson etc etc.

We re-watch it every xmas day as some sort of tiny act of rebellion.


3 years ago / reply

TallScotsGuy answers:

The opening scenes with the whole "Big Nose" thing and I'm glad the meek are getting something.


3 years ago / reply

tarapalmer1974 answers:

I like it when the woman grabs the gaold or something and they all run after him he then fall into the pit with the man being silent for ex amount of years lol


3 years ago / reply

RastusRimrot answers:

Most of the best one have already been listed but what about the legionary (Chris Langham)who couldn't keep a straight face despite dire threats, in the Naughtius Maximus, Bigus Dickus and "He has a wife you know" Incontinentia Buttocks scene. And the line: "He's a high w(r)anking w(r)oman".

Personally I often like to screetch "He's not the Messiah he's a very naughty boy" whenever possible.

The spaceship scene was lame as was the ending to the Holy Grail.


3 years ago / reply

Neko2 answers:

"Blessed are they who covert their neighbour's ox, for they shall inhibit their girth."

And for some strange reason, I crack up every time Max Wall says, "...my nose is knackered," at the end of his various complaints of frailty.


3 years ago / reply

rasputin1309 answers:

Agree with Paul

"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy"


3 years ago / reply

Hiheels answers:

From memory so not an exact quote I'm sure but it's Michael Palin begging;

"Spare a talent for an old ex-leper?"
"Ex leper?"
"Yeah he up and cured me, not so much as a by your leave"


3 years ago / reply

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