I'm painfully aware that I've got no idea what you're talking about...
I know that 'phaarp' is the noise that one of those funny party things that curl outwards makes... but what on earth is a 'phaarp' amnesty?
Now I know what one is, I'm all for it! It would be great for all those who missed it last year!
...And for all those who were here last year and enjoyed it!